c boltz ;)

paintedprintedpaper:

I love how in the Big Bang Theory promo pictures everyone is all well-dressed and elegant

but in reality its just tshirts

And sometimes this

stefan-d:

smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

This is so accurate it hurts.

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

missuscarlikins:

Dearest followers

I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.

So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.

Sincerely,
Me

(Source: thatstupidoldbloog)

fatwink:

IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY

h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.